Shark Week

I'm trying reallly hard to figure out why I keep letting people move in with me...I am by nature a family and homebody introvert. I would much rather sit at home and read all day, than go out and party and play.  I don't like anyone in my personal space, find tripping over another persons effluvia irritating at best, and enraging at worst. but finances being what they are, I continually have a roomate of somesort living with me, and they usually are male or bring some kind of male into the mix with them...this latest ass-hat however, tops everything in infasntilism, juvenalia, immaturity and sophmoric mentality...in a word, he's a whiny little baby bitch.  he can't or won't do anything for himself and runs his girlfriend around like she's a domestic servant/sex slave. a situation made only more disgusting in that she allows it. the dumbasss can't even, or won't even, make coffe for himself and had the audacity yesterday to come out into the living room and bitch that no-one had made HIM any coffee...really?  he sleeps all day, sits on his ass all night in my living room playing online poker (his "job") leaves his shit all over the furniture,disconnects my internet to plug in his laptop and leaves it for me to reconnect, bullies and mocks anyone who's opinion differs from his, shouts you down when you disagree with him, and pouts like a little bitch when you laugh at him or force him to see he's being a dick. he goes on a ranting tear and tells me this house is just as much his as mine because he pays rent...right 100 bucks a week for two people and my electric bill has doubled since they moved in, as has the water bill, but he's never commented on that. however, if they "help" us out in anyway, in gets added to a tally sheet of nickles and dimes they've contributed since they've lived here. Yes, we are purchasing a vehicle from them, a truck worth 800 bucks, he's charging us 2K for, and it's already needed over 700.00 in repairs, and now won't start half the time. fucking ass-clown